Meet Punkdog, Matt Furie’s gritty, no-bullshit crusader here to slap some sense into the crypto world. You think those other “crypto dogs” are tough? They’re soft. Full of hype and zero bite, and Punkdog doesn’t play well with others.

Punkdog’s also seen more rugs than Ron Jeremy, and now has his teeth sunk deep into crypto safety, ready to chew up the frauds and spit out knowledge, one rough-and-tumble lesson at a time. This isn’t crypto safety with kid gloves – this is the street-smart schooling every meme coin degenerate needs.

So buckle up and watch the fur fly, cause Punkdog is here to pull crypto’s pants down, and fuck it’s fanny hard!